Who doesn’t like getting out their tits? Every cunt loves it! And if your working in the Lansdowne you can get fucked up and still serve my lunch! Yippee for skunk and stingy pub owners only paying minimum wage!
Oh look! There its there! hidden down some fuckin stairs
I went up the Lansdowne today for lunch. Its a nice pub and serves nice food. Its off Great Westeren Road down a side street. You would problly only go if some cunt told you where it was. Your hardly going to just walk by it. Unless of course you stayed at number 8 cause the Lansdowne is at 7 Lansdowne Cresent.
Anyway our waiter, a decent mong, put his MDNA down for 2 mins to get me fish chips and mushy peas and a poofy wee latte. The mushy peas were pish.
Thats what i got.
Food came pretty quick and it was good of stoner to take a brake from reminiscing about T in the park and horse tranquiliser for 30 seconds to bring the scran out.
Sadly there are no decent birds working there , and even when I’ve been in at the weekends at nights its the same. One old bird works there shes no bad, but she is like a poor mans Charlene Spiteri, ie dogs.
Overall its a nice place for a drink and the foods good to and the service is friendly. Bogs are alright. Shite for letching at birds.
Rating ***
Ha Ha!!! Top stuff! I was in the Landsdowne on Friday night with a group of folk (were you one of them?) We were told we could go through the back – maybe they thought we were eating – but we ended up standing in the middle of the restaurant.
Looking forward to reading more dining recommendations.
Thanks for the help!!! It had been really
Ah I did an HTML joke at the end there.. and it’s lost, like HTML is lost on me
wow, Im noew here too:)It s a cool page you have !
Try the Horseshoe in Drury street a Sunday for dinner-. see the price and smell the nice atmosphere. It`s the longest horseshoe bar in the world as far as i have read somewhere. Their Karaoke is top too therein the 2. floor. I sang The rose last time i was over. Have you been there ?
You need to include the prices. Being a skint tink like myself I MUST know this info.
Yeah I need to put the prices in. Ill do that in future. It was about a tenner for my food and coffe.
Dark Raven, that horse show bar is full of wanks though?
Somemachine , guy probably just had a sniff of poppers before taking you through. Let him off.
Peter: Aye ! But it doen t stop me fae eating there even and sing songs and have a jolly good time
Peter where do you recomend next time i am over then?
I think I’ll go check this place out…no for the snatch though